Birmingham Stage Company

Terrible Thames

23 March 2024 – 1 September 2024

‘A rip-roaring, riotous sightseeing tour kids and adults will never forget!’

The Sun

‘A fun, enjoyable, spirited alternative to more po-faced London tourism – may it sail on and on!’

Time Out

‘A wonderful and entertaining trip - immersive theatre at its best. It cannot fail to surprise and delight!’

Global Mouse Travels

‘It was clear that as everyone disembarked, they were exhilarated!’


‘A terribly good London adventure for families – it appeals to the kiddos on every level’

London For Kids

'It’s fantastic - a unique take on the standard sightseeing tour and a great way for the whole family to explore London together. I’d definitely say it’s one of the best things to do in London with kids.'

Globe Trotting

‘We disembarked from the boat on a real high, going over everything we’d learnt’


‘My kids were thoroughly entertained and begged to go on the tour again!’

Theatre Bubble

‘A unique take on London to thrill both children and adults alike!’

Southend Theatre Scene

'This is nothing like your usual boat tour - a great whistlestop tour filled with unusual facts and stories you won’t get anywhere else! We loved it!'

Cardiff Mummy